a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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