i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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