Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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