your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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