i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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