sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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