Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I smell stomach acid.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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