honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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