FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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