I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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