a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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