I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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