she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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