talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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