I want to have your abortion
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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