Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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