im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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