doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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