if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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