yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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