Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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