so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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