Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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