My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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