so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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