come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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