i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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