just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
