no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Do plants get herpes?
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