I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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