im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
