thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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