You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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