You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
