fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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