where am i from again
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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