What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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