I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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