Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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