In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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