Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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