you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I need a beard to bite.
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