Swine flu. Run for my life!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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