i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this beer tastes like vomit already
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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