Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Michael Bay diarrhea
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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