I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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