normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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