what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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