Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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