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I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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