It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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