Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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