Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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