Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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