do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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